its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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