Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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