So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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