I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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