Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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