batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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