Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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