when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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