Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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