i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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