Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Houston, we have a blender
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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