she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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