All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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