One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
