dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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