I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Drake has all the answers
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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