Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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