Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
