awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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