so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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