Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
stop calling my apartment porn island.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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