Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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