ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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