Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Also, beer. Big fan.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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