She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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