the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Mom said you looked used
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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