I want to stick my p in your. b.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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