Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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