Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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