i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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