Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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