she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
why do cheetos always look like penises
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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