she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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