no, he came in my armpit
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
This toilet bowl is my home.
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