laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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