lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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