Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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