I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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