There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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