So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Need sex. Gaining weight.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
sex in a hospital.. check
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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