it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
