Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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