just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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