We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
