You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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