You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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