Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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