My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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