When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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