Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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