Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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