He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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