The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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