Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Randomize
