we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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